porkchop: Archive

Nov 30th

Fuck you Fogo de Chao and your endless array of...

such bad heart burn right now

Nov 30th

done and done

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 28th

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Nov 27th

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p.s. that's a still from a movie about swingers

Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

—immorganyourenot: mrporkchop replied to your post: mrporkchop replied to your… My BFF is BFF with these dudes who are all crazy and trashed the house we had in the city… but that was in another life What!! that rules! everyone on tumblr has the coolest friends (and it just proves that 6 degrees of separation is real) I don’t know what the line up looks like anymore but Clippa...

Nov 27th

Nov 26th

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Nov 25th

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Nov 25th

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Nov 25th

dtl-green asked: thank you for following me :) what do u crave?

Nov 24th

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Dear Verizon Guy,

You fucked up our phone line and have been holding me captive in my home making it impossible for me to go get a delicious bagel. If they are out of everythings when I get there so help you god.

Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Holy shit Mike Rowe just had his shirt off and his...

consider my day made

Nov 24th

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Raw pumpkin pie batter was a bad choice

Brb puking / goodbye cruel world

Nov 23rd

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The prep cooking begins

On today’s agenda: cranberry sauce pumpkin pie + one drunk-ish housewife in an apron

Nov 23rd

We are watching Blow

it’s making me want to do/sell cocaine. It all looks so glamorous. Everyone is wearing sequins. And as I’m typing this the FBI showed up so nevermind.

Nov 22nd

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