Fuck you Fogo de Chao and your endless array of...
such bad heart burn right now
done and done
p.s. that's a still from a movie about swingers
—immorganyourenot: mrporkchop replied to your post: mrporkchop replied to your… My BFF is BFF with these dudes who are all crazy and trashed the house we had in the city… but that was in another life What!! that rules! everyone on tumblr has the coolest friends (and it just proves that 6 degrees of separation is real) I don’t know what the line up looks like anymore but Clippa...
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Dear Verizon Guy,
You fucked up our phone line and have been holding me captive in my home making it impossible for me to go get a delicious bagel. If they are out of everythings when I get there so help you god.
Holy shit Mike Rowe just had his shirt off and his...
consider my day made
Raw pumpkin pie batter was a bad choice
Brb puking / goodbye cruel world
The prep cooking begins
On today’s agenda: cranberry sauce pumpkin pie + one drunk-ish housewife in an apron
We are watching Blow
it’s making me want to do/sell cocaine. It all looks so glamorous. Everyone is wearing sequins. And as I’m typing this the FBI showed up so nevermind.
OK Lester Holt I've had just about enough of you...
Whatever Adam Richman 17 hot dogs is child's play
Man v. Food my ass
I'm doing all my Thanksgiving ingridient shopping...
pray for MoJo