OMG y’all Beiber is coming to the Maryland State Fair where does the line start for tickets?
This RHONJ reunion show is giving me some serious...
Max Power This always reminds me of my dad.
Not that you've been wondering where I've been all...
I just ran out of laundry detergent and Lou peed on the guest bed AND ate part of our leather sofa while we were running errands. Monday, you’ve out done yourself. :\
Asking me to watch Mad Men
is like asking me to stab myself repeatedly in the eye. It’s seriously the worst I just don’t get the hype.
Kiss - Love Gun
I'm totally going to TCBY tonight
suck it bitches
SisterMaryMartha Dispenses No Wisdom: honest to... →
honest to god, cleaning the house is detrimental to relationships, the amount of resentment for all of their shit all over the fucking place that you have to clean up, while they take “breaks”, it’s seriously unhealthy. I really want to hire someone to clean this house from top to bottom, like… So glad I’m not the only one. Why are all your clothes in a heap on the floor of the...
Getting all my hairs cut today
My soon to be mother-in-law has an Aveda salon. How did I get this lucky?!
This is an extremely boring video I just wanted to see if I could get it to work this time. Ignore the man behind the curtain.