February 2011
36 posts
January 2011
73 posts
SNOW DAY woooo!
thank god it didn’t matter that I accidentally set my alarm for 5pm instead of am.
Something is wrong
It took me 2 hours to drink ONE cup of coffee. Pray for me.
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Something is clogging my pipes
in the kitchen. We can’t use the sink. We’ve snaked, chemicaled (against my better judgement), shop vacuumed, poked, prodded, and nothing. Upside: TAKE OUT FOR LIFE!
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Mouse Perch
This morning here was mouse perched on the shoulder of my coat that was on a hanger hanging on the front of the guest room closet at least 6.5 feet of the floor. He was just chillin’. DEAD.
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Tomorrow Porkchop turns 2!
A couple of things, prepare yourself for puppy spam, I will cry all day tomorrow because my fur baby is really all grown up now. I have to tell my self I was not, in fact, the one who birthed him even though I like to think I am.
p.s. Lou just sniffed her own fart. Glamour y’all!
My tonsils feel like they are going to explode out...
great day or greatest day?
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Long story short
Mark and I are sick, my left nostril keeps bleeding, we missed Hoarders and Shameless. dead2k11
Going to look at a potential new home today
Google earth indicates that there is, what looks like, a junkyard a little too close for comfort. Want to play the “how many times will Amanda cry from stress today” game?
Score so far:
Stress - 1
Amanda- 0
Westboro Baptist Church to protest at AU Jan. 14 →
If any of you fine ladies want to platonically make out in front of WBC’s Shirley Phelps-Roper just to get a rise out of her let me know. Counter protests will be out in full force, I just hope my Alma mater keeps it classy.
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PMS Cravings: A Memoir
50 glazed donuts warmed in the microwave & a bag of beff jerky
Have you seen the preview for the season finale of...
the one with the RATS?!!? BRB going to scrub my flesh raw with bleach.