May 2011
30 posts
I just found out that both my mom and dad who are divorced and live in different states are both still PAYING for AOL
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The Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals: Having grown up in the DC area, there are 3 things you never really get used to →
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1. DC tourist season:
How hard is it to understand? When on the metro escalators STAND TO THE RIGHT.
Also is it really necessary for your family of 7 to walk side by side on the sidewalk? I mean cause no one else is trying to use it right?
2. DC rush hour traffic
Just the worst. Don’t be in a rush to get anywhere during those hours. Oh and heaven help you if there is even one drop of rain.
3. The humidity
It’s awesome showering and getting all dressed up for work and being a sweaty mess once you get there. At least you can always admire the lovely sweat stains people have on their clothes.
Oh but the best is getting stuck on a Metro car without AC and the interesting smells you’ll discover.
Everything. EVERYTHING. About this post.
Also, addendum to #1:
Must you and your family of seven walk at a lazy pace of 0.0157 miles per hour while you know dayum well that erryone around you is trying to get to work? GURR WE IZ BIZZY AND GOTS THANGS TA DO.
This is the way I felt in Myrtle Beach, except that Rush Hour is replaced by Tourist Season Traffic. YUCK!
THIS., and, the Capitol is NOT the White House.
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God damn you Wegmans
my credit card caught on fire
