The O's new logo (found on another Tumblr)
U MAD BOSTON?!
On the plus side, you’re pretty safe if any Vampires show up…
Vampire safety an torturing Mark with garlic breath are always top priorities for me
It's never a good idea to leave me alone in the house with garlic stuffed olives
now there are 0 garlic stuffed olives
After seeing the picture of Larry David in high school (hot damn), I feel justified in having a dream in which we were married and fighting over the moral implications of wearing pajamas in public.