Finally feeling slightly human today which is good because I think these sweat pants have puke on them but I couldn’t be bothered to change them before now. The stomach flu/food poisoning give me the ability to see all microorganisms living on my food so now I have an empty fridge. Mandarin oranges and peppermint tea for the rest of my life. I learned something today that I could probably have lived without knowing so I’m going to stay in bed one more day and wallow in my filth. Catch you on the flip side.
I look like shit. This two week intensive course is kicking me in the ass, or maybe it’s the two hour commute, or the spring breakers putting their strollers in my way while they try to figure out which building is the Capitol, and if the Smithsonian castle is “medieval”. Welcome to Washington fuckers.